Monday, October 22, 2007

This is from my Mom, I hope you laugh as much as I did...

Let this be a lesson for husbands everywhere .................
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said.
"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS !" replied the homeless woman. " I
haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
husband and me tonight."

The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."


  1. LMAO!!!!! That was a good one! I'm passing that one onto my sisters and friends...oh and of course the hubby. They'll all get a kick out of that one.

    Thanks for the laugh. I needed that today!

  2. Oh and your right. I should have a mini of my Etsy shop on my blog. Off to do it now. :o)


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