Dear James,

I was enthralled. The movie was not worth watching if you were not on screen. The ugly troll-like dude would pay for what he did to your poor little fawn leg and The White Witch would die a thousand horrible deaths for turning you to stone like that .

You had me at the brown paper package dropping.







Deeply impressed with Becoming Jane. I had awarded you with the uber special Shannon's Not Easily Impressed Award.

VERY prestigious.






You had replaced all other crushes with Atonement.

(I like libraries too.)







I tolerated this because it was a very dashing vest and pant ensemble.

And your hand is very elegant.








But this simply will not do. You are going in the wrong direction.



You've seen the new Twilight movie, yes?

You could very easily be replaced.
I will hold off on judging until the new Star Trek movie comes out.


You've been warned,
Shannon