That's right, I roll old and crusty.
Do you like my t-shirt? It's a Radio Shack t-shirt that Mike brought home for himself (the selfish bastard, he knows I do not have any clothes) but I took it because I like to dress like Seth Rogan in Zack and Miri make a Movie when I work. It's comfortable and nothing gets twisted in the dremel.
I have the most amazing collection of jewelry; handcrafted, artisan, antique and even some precious set stones from Grandmothers. But I never wear it. I just collect. My life style is such that there is no opportunity to wear jewelry. Isn't that strange?