I Have the Biggest Scissors of You All.

Just kidding. 

Did that annoy you, that tone of voice I had there in my title? It's supposed to be funny. 

But that doesn't always translate well online so I most likely come off as more obnoxious than anything else.

I am aware of that and I am working on it.

I like the corrective comments left with posts but sometimes it gets old having to explain your sense of humor to some poor soul who is intent on reading blogs so they can correct the world.

If you post anything critical, 

I have decreed, for this be my domain, 

whether about me or another person, it will not be published.

I would love to offer free speech here, but freedom will be removed in the face of abuse.

Anything you need to say, can be said nicely without name calling or damage to one's online reputation.

But you had better bring fact and not speculation and gossip.

Oh, and check out my new tin snips;